Conqueress: Bigger Penis + New Hair = Hot Latinas

Conqueress: Bigger Penis + New Hair = Hot Latinas

Although I love the sarcasm, if you skip to the 3rd paragraph this blogger talks about some nobody that is selling dates with himself for thousands of dollars, I thought it had to be a joke but clicked the link anyway. Sure enough, it's real. We have a new winner in the self-importance category, the award goes to Vincent Gallo (I never heard of him either). I am uniquely qualified to pass out such an award because I work with people who think it's OK to demand that Canada not use cell phones because they interfere with Blackberry messages. I doubt there are many (if any) women that would pay for Tom Cruise or Mel Gibson, much less this idiot, but I guess you have to admire his confidence? Maybe I should do the same thing, although, since I am slightly less famous I would probably have to charge a little less. Maybe not, after all I DO know an extra from Beverly Hills Cop!